Toasters: tell me where I'm wrong

Buy Me Once Longevity Awards - the repairer's review. About 10 minutes. Everything saves as you go, so you can come back to it.

Before you see my table

Three quick ones first - your gut answer, before my numbers can nudge it.

Please answer all three - they're the most valuable answers in here.

Fault 1 of 7

Heating element fails

Out of 10 broken toasters that come to you, how many have this fault?

Hardly everNearly all of them

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If a toaster came in with this fault, what would the repair be like?

Think of the cost of the fix against the price of a new one - not whether the owner wanted it fixed.

Quick, cheap fixWorth repairingCosts more than it's worth

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"Our estimate" is where we've got it from desk research. Tap it if you agree, or tap your own number.

Fault 2 of 7

Latch / solenoid won't hold down

Out of 10 broken toasters that come to you, how many have this fault?

Hardly everNearly all of them

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If a toaster came in with this fault, what would the repair be like?

Think of the cost of the fix against the price of a new one - not whether the owner wanted it fixed.

Quick, cheap fixWorth repairingCosts more than it's worth

Tap a number

"Our estimate" is where we've got it from desk research. Tap it if you agree, or tap your own number.

Fault 3 of 7

Browning timer / thermostat fails

Out of 10 broken toasters that come to you, how many have this fault?

Hardly everNearly all of them

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If a toaster came in with this fault, what would the repair be like?

Think of the cost of the fix against the price of a new one - not whether the owner wanted it fixed.

Quick, cheap fixWorth repairingCosts more than it's worth

Tap a number

"Our estimate" is where we've got it from desk research. Tap it if you agree, or tap your own number.

Fault 4 of 7

Thermal fuse trips / blows

Out of 10 broken toasters that come to you, how many have this fault?

Hardly everNearly all of them

Tap a number

If a toaster came in with this fault, what would the repair be like?

Think of the cost of the fix against the price of a new one - not whether the owner wanted it fixed.

Quick, cheap fixWorth repairingCosts more than it's worth

Tap a number

"Our estimate" is where we've got it from desk research. Tap it if you agree, or tap your own number.

Fault 5 of 7

Crumb build-up shorts / jams

Out of 10 broken toasters that come to you, how many have this fault?

Hardly everNearly all of them

Tap a number

If a toaster came in with this fault, what would the repair be like?

Think of the cost of the fix against the price of a new one - not whether the owner wanted it fixed.

Quick, cheap fixWorth repairingCosts more than it's worth

Tap a number

"Our estimate" is where we've got it from desk research. Tap it if you agree, or tap your own number.

Fault 6 of 7

Carriage / pop-up wear

Out of 10 broken toasters that come to you, how many have this fault?

Hardly everNearly all of them

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If a toaster came in with this fault, what would the repair be like?

Think of the cost of the fix against the price of a new one - not whether the owner wanted it fixed.

Quick, cheap fixWorth repairingCosts more than it's worth

Tap a number

"Our estimate" is where we've got it from desk research. Tap it if you agree, or tap your own number.

Fault 7 of 7

Casing / cord / cosmetic

Out of 10 broken toasters that come to you, how many have this fault?

Hardly everNearly all of them

Tap a number

If a toaster came in with this fault, what would the repair be like?

Think of the cost of the fix against the price of a new one - not whether the owner wanted it fixed.

Quick, cheap fixWorth repairingCosts more than it's worth

Tap a number

"Our estimate" is where we've got it from desk research. Tap it if you agree, or tap your own number.

Last three on the faults

Which fault did I get most wrong?

Is a big one missing?

What never reaches you?

You only see the toasters someone thought were worth bringing in. Which faults do you think mostly end up in the bin instead - so they're rarer on your bench than in real life?

Tap a number on both scales first.

Brands - from the bench, not reputation

A few claims from my research

1. Dualit Classic/NewGen toaster elements can be swapped by a competent owner in under 30 minutes with the spare and instructions Dualit sells.

2. On a typical sealed toaster the heating element is the most common terminal failure (around 40% of faults).

3. Magimix Vision: the upper quartz element is a user job but the lower element needs a service agent.

How should I credit you?

Named: "verified by [you], [business]" on the awards page, and listed as a recommended repairer. Anonymous: "independent repairer, [n] years". Your call - some fixers would rather not be seen rating brands they also fix under warranty.

Name, email and a credit choice please.